The Department of Justice is working on shutting down bitorrent. That\’s right, because George Lucas hasn\’t made enough money on the Empire Strikes Back.

A 15 year-old high school student in Colorado caught videotape of army recruiters \”encouraging him to manufacture a fake high school diploma and accompanying him to a head shop to buy him a drug detox kit.\” in order to enlist.

These people will stop at nothing! Nothing! For more on recruiter sliminess, check out today\’s Doonesbury strip.