In an effort to promote his campaign, sometimes Bounty will randomly contact people from his myspace page.

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From: ROB-T!!!!
Date: Jul 26, 2006 6:03 PM
Subject: SO ARE YOU THE QIUKER PICKER UPPER!

WHATS UP ? WHATS GOING ON? HOWS IT GOING?

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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 26, 2006 6:13 PM
Subject: RE: SO ARE YOU THE QIUKER PICKER UPPER!

More like all the cool shit you get after a robbery.

VOTE BOUNTY!!

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From: ROB-T!!!!
Date: Jul 26, 2006 7:08 PM
Subject: REAL GOOD!

I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO STEAL SHIT UNLESS YOU STEAL SHIT FROM PEOPLE INFRONT OF THERE FACE!THATS A DIFFERANT STORY!

I HAD EHOUGH OF YOUR ASS ASS CHEWS SHITS! DIE FUCKEN HIPPIE!!!!!!!

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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 26, 2006 8:04 PM

just watch out for my secret police when they stab your red neck with an ice pick.

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From: ROB-T!!!!
Date: Jul 26, 2006 9:13 PM

here suck it homo!!!!! and if yah feel goodenough i gotta place for your ice pick!!
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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 21, 2006 4:16 PM

some asshole’s been following me around with a pencil… drawing a fucking insipid comic strip about me. i’m gonna hunt the bastard down and feed him to terrorists. you know, grind him up and force feed him to the guys in guantanamo. hey, terrorist food is hard to come by!

www.debt-on.com

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From: Fourtwozero
Date: Jul 21, 2006 4:20 PM

That bastard. I’ll organize a boycott of that site and comic immediately. As well as adding it to as many word filters I can find.

Don’t worry champ, we’ll take care of this asshole.

- Robert

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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 21, 2006 5:10 PM

excellent. you will be well rewarded under my administration.

-B

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From: Fourtwozero
Date: Jul 22, 2006 4:20 PM
RE: RE: RE: fuck www.debt-on.com

Do I see Secretary Of Awesome in my future?

I think so….

- Robert

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From: FUCK YOU
Date: Jul 18, 2006 11:52 PM
Subject: feeling shy?

feeling inadequate?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 19, 2006 2:34 AM

I wholeheartedly endorse this. -B

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From: FUCK YOU
Date: Jul 19, 2006 10:20 AM

OMG BOUNTY .. if we both sign with a -B… what are we going to do if we get mixed up or confused about who wrote what??? are you referring to me.. or am I referring to you?? .. this is going to serve as a challenge unforeseen by myself.. and frankly.. i need your inuput about the situation!!
-B
Or maybe ~B..
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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 19, 2006 5:21 PM

What!? I thought your name was FUCK YOU! How did this happen? I have three B’s in my name, you have an F and a Y.

-Benjamin B. mothafuckin’ Bounty

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From: FUCK YOU
Date: Jul 19, 2006 5:27 PM

What?? are you joking MothaFucking Bounty??

Ben or not.. I’m Brooke.. I’m a girl.. so I get dibs on the (clearly feminine) abbreviation of my first name.. FUCK YOU is just a state of mind.. please don’t hold it against me…
~B.. it even looks girly you know.. mutha fucking right!

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From: Bounty
Date: Jul 20, 2006 12:50 PM

Fine, fine, write it girly.

Fuck You is the appropriate attitude for my campaign.

-B

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From: FUCK YOU
Date: Jul 20, 2006 6:42 PM

Awh, You know.. FUCK YOU is a not just a moto.. it’s a lifestyle you know. I have got to keep the FUCK YOU attitude on top all the layers that are me. Yes, yes.. the hard face is difficult to maintian.. and yes.. I know what you are thinking.. “~B what about when you laugh.. you no longer have that ‘FUCK YOU’ impression” .. but what I have to say to that my insightful friend may take you by surprise.. it’s the wrapping up of the moment that I steel the FUCK YOU attitude back.. you see.. I laugh a little.. HHahah.. hehehe.. very jolly like too.. then others laugh with.. ahhaha.. hehehe.. but much more reserved as to see my response.. and then ..I shoot the look of approval.. all caution is thrown to the wind by passers by and BAMN I then wrap it up with an abrupt silinence and classic FUCK YOU face.. all is brought back to normal.. others stop laughing and look around as to find the instigaters of the hooting and holaring… yup.. It’s tough all right.. and i’ll tell ya something *wipes sweat from brow* this job’s not cut out for just anyone!
~B


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