{"id":7,"date":"2005-03-29T17:00:08","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T01:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debt-on.com\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/29\/playing-the-fool-on-mass-transit\/"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T08:00:00","slug":"playing-the-fool-on-mass-transit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/debt-on.com\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/29\/playing-the-fool-on-mass-transit\/","title":{"rendered":"Playing the Fool on Mass Transit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nShortly after arriving in Chicago my old friend Stevie and I jumped on a bus to the city center.  But in all the bustle of arriving and heading out, I neglected to think about how I was going to pay for my ride.  Stevie got on and quickly put two dollars into the machine, while I looked in my wallet and found only a ten dollar bill.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can I put a ten into this thing?&#8221; I asked the bus driver sheepishly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Won&#8217;t give change.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I stood at the front of the bus for the next several minutes embarassed and rumaging through my pockets for forgotten quarters.  No luck, I spent it all on tolls.  The bus stopped and I had to move out of the way, and moved further up the aisle onto the bus, with my hands still frantically shoved into my pockets.  I found one dollar and fifteen cents, still not enough for a ride.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How much you got?&#8221; The bus driver asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Buck fifteen&#8230; then a ten.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How did you think you were going to pay for your ride?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Interesting question.  &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t thinking&#8230; I just came in from out of town.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The buses in your town give change?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t really have buses where I come from.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I see,&#8221; and he trailed off, still leaving me there embarassed clutching a handful of change.  He wasn&#8217;t throwing me off the bus, which seemed a good sign that I might make it to my destination.  I was a little worried that he would demand ten dollars for my ride.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe somebody else on the bus&#8217;s got change,&#8221; the driver suggested.<\/p>\n<p>I turned to the rest of the bus, &#8220;anybody got change for a ten?  Anybody?  Please?&#8221;  Most people just stared at me like I was crazy, the others quietly shook their heads.<\/p>\n<p>I stood there a few more minutes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Weed&#8217;s gotta cost more in this city than where you come from, huh?&#8221;  This was kind of a frightening question.  Stevie and I were freshly stoned, and either he was mad that I was high and acting stupid or he didn&#8217;t care and was just calling me out on my obvious intoxication.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure,&#8221; I said.  Honestly, I wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whattya mean you&#8217;re not sure?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, like I said, I just got here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, so you bring yours in with you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I did.  &#8220;Well, you know&#8230;&#8221; I laughed nervously as I said it, but it seemed clear that he didn&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>He laughed too. &#8220;It&#8217;s not a crime,&#8221; he said, &#8220;they make it one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Absolutely.&#8221;  This guy didn&#8217;t stress any small infractions and I liked where this was going.  If &#8220;they&#8221; make smoking grass a crime, &#8220;they&#8221; also make getting a free ride on the bus a crime.  And if that&#8217;s the way he was thinking, not only did it work out to my advantage, but I agreed wholeheartedly with him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everything&#8217;s a crime,&#8221; he muttered as he smiled and shook his head.  Crime and punishment was just a big joke on the world.  I nodded in agreement, which I later realized was rude and must have seemed like no response at all, since I was standing behind him.<\/p>\n<p>He seemed like he&#8217;d been driving the route for years, as passenger after passenger came on board and gave him a friendly greeting.  He was popular along his route and seemed just and fair.  A few people may have not paid and discussed it with him beforehand.  Still, this was the South Side of Chicago and I wasn&#8217;t sure if he was into giving free rides to idiot stoned white boys.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later we came to our stop.  From behind him I asked, &#8220;so&#8230; how does a dollar fifteen sound?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry about it,&#8221; he answered. &#8220;Just pay for your next ride.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I will,&#8221; I said, ecstatic that I lucked out with such a friendly bus driver.  &#8220;To be honest I feel pretty foolish about the whole thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He chuckled, &#8220;not at all.  It happens all the time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you, take care!&#8221; I told him while I walked off the bus.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s good people in Chicago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly after arriving in Chicago my old friend Stevie and I jumped on a bus to the city center. But in all the bustle of arriving and heading out, I neglected to think about how I was going to pay for my ride. 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