More Photos from the Windy City

[Chi-town buildings]

My friend swears to me these buildings are intended to look like a penis and vagina. They’re actually even more explicit from the other side.

By the way, chains of Pizzeria Unos do not carry Chicago style pizza, despite their claims to the contrary. All Unos restaurants are perversions.

[View]It is far preferable to have a martini from the top of a city than to stand on a windy observation deck peeping through quarter binoculars. The Hancock building lets you enjoy great views of Chicago with windows to sheild the wind while drinking some of the best made martinis around. Its the only way to get a view.

These guys have seriously good rhythm.

[Go Bot!]
And this guy brings a whole new meaning to doing the robot.

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